Here’re some of my fave quotes from Las Vegas episodes

Danny: Are you sure this isn’t going to kill him?
Mike: Well, 60% sure.

Danny: Brother? Can’t you even pretend to be my wife?

Sam: He’s hot and dying, of course I did him.

Ed: (Looking at Jillian’s luggage) Uh listen, did you invite the whole neighborhood?

Ed: So, when did you decide *not* to screw me over?
Jack: Oh, come on, Ed.
(pause)
Jack: About 10 minutes ago.

Sam: I would not like to be in your brain.
Delinda: Yeah, it kinda gives me headaches sometimes.

Danny: Little Explodegen! I almost had my nads blown off!
Ed: Did I ever tell you the time when I actually did have my nads blown off?

Mike: You took of your wedding ring at a cat house?
Mr. Mertens: You think I wear my wedding ring with a prostitute? What kind of guy do you think I am?

Warren Pemberton: You’re with me, Leather.

Sam: (About Vince Peterson) Where did he land?
Detective: He didn’t actually land, as much as he did splat…
Sam: Nice!

Sam: Ed would have never dropped the ball like this…
Danny: Thanks Judas.

Delinda: So I do need a new chef…
Ted: I’d be happy to fire the one who cooked this. As a matter of fact, it would be a pleasure.

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